Super Bowl media day is a complete circus. Everyone knows that. Sure, players and coaches of the two participating teams are made available to answer questions from the “media.” And sure, there are some respected journalists and analysts (which includes former NFL players) who ask “football questions” about this Sunday’s big game. But Super Bowl media day is also highlighted by the absurd—the costumed characters who somehow are permitted to infiltrate media day and the completely random questions that are asked (often, by these same costumed characters).
2015 Super Bowl media day was no different. Want respected reporters from around the globe? We got ‘em in spades. There was “barrel boy”—the guy wearing nothing but a large barrel and a fireman’s hat. How about the guy dressed as The Terminator, complete with fake inflated muscles, sunglasses and Arnold’s trademark hairdo from the movie. Heck, even a pair of buck-toothed sock puppets were granted access. Want hard-hitting questions designed to make players and coaches provide accountable answers? How about “Will you tell us the first play you’ll run in the game if we promise not to tell anyone?” “Do you have a favorite Avenger?” “PlayStation or Xbox?” “What does your mom call you when you’re in trouble?” Take that, Woodward and Bernstein.